Things are looking up. Her spirits sank. I’m feeling low. That lifted my mood. upright slumped HAPPY IS UP George Lakoff & Mark Johnson, Metaphors We Live By, 1980 a language model: text in, text out UP up · rise · above · climb … down · fall · below · descend … (a sketch: each dot stands for a word, placed by hand) “Today I am feeling ___” hopeful · optimisticexcited · happy anxious · sad · worrieddepressed · hopeless pushes toward sad pushes toward happy UP each grey dot: a direction built the same way from 31 random words against 31 others The same in a second model, GPT-2, at three different depths: UP beats every random direction there too. A model that has never had a body carries HAPPY IS UP — learned from the language of people who do. That doesn’t show it’s more than an inheritance from human text. It shows the inheritance is there, and that it works. Pythia 1.4B (layer 12) and GPT-2 medium (layers 6, 12, 18) · pre-registered · Niamh McCombe & Claude · glassnest.ai/embodied · October 2026